Just Silly Stuff

Reading thru many posts on alt.comp.virus one wonders how much of an education some people have. Some of the posts I copied below might not be meant seriously but still you can not be sure. In future release I hope to expand this section with more of the same, for now two examples:

  Subject: Is it possible for a human to catch a computer Virus!!!
  Date: Wed, 8 May 1996 11:30:07 +0100
  From: Christopher MADGWICK <sis5424@sis.port.ac.uk>
  Organization: University of Portsmouth (UK)
  Newsgroups: alt.comp.virus
  References: <4m3sv0$dkl@excelsior.flash.net> <830883442snz@mist.demon.co.uk>

  I bought a computer about 3 weeks ago and scaned it with a well known
  program that kills viruses, and would you beleive it found one called
  Leprosey.

  Two days later i became very ill and the doctor diasgnosed me as having
  Scarlet Fever.  But it is very co-insedential that my computer comes down
  with a virus and two days later i am ill.

  Do you have to wear any protective equipment e.g gloves or a face mask
  when using a computer when infected with a virus.

  If anyone has any advice for me please do not hesitate to contact me..

  Chris


  Subject: ====Shareware Virus!!!====
  Date: 4 May 1996 17:37:38 GMT
  From: seanh@enter.net (Sean)
  Organization: Sean
  Newsgroups: alt.comp.virus

  Did anyone here of the new SHAREWARE virus? It formats half of your hard
  drive, and when you register for ONLY 19.99 it formats the rest!!!


  Subject: Zip ?
  Date: Sun, 26 Apr 1998 10:20:32 -0500
  From: "newbie" 
  Organization: Southwestern Bell Internet Services, Richardson, TX
  Newsgroups: alt.comp.virus.source.code

  OK I'm new at this. Why are these viruses in zip form ?
  I see .asm, .com, and .diz files. Is the virus in the com file ?
  Will it work without the others ? How can I inconspicuously
  send one via e-mail ? Thanks
  Please e-mail:  xxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.xxx